Monday, June 18, 2007


So I'm sitting here listening to Art Bell talk to James Gilliland. You know James, he's the guy with the ranch where you're practically guaranteed to see at least one UFO. And I'm remembering the numerous times Noory has said he plans on going there, and the even more numerous times he's said he has "...always been fascinated with UFOs. I was a member of MUFON when I was a kid."

Okay, that's cool. So hey Big Daddy, where ya goin' on your vacation this summer? What's that? A cruise ship, ya say?!! . How nice. Well that's cool, you'll finally get a chance to be on a boat that is actually moving on the water. I think up until now the only time you've been on a seafaring craft was the docked and haunted Queen Mary, right? Well good for you! After all those years in the Navy, pushing pencils in a cubicle at Ft. Ben in the heart of the midwest, it's about time you got out on the ocean. Have a ball!! Do the macarana!! Try the veal!!

Sheesh. Ya big hoser, you couldn't even get a cruise that had paranormal stuff - you know, past guest Chris Moon offers cruise packages where you can interact with one of those Frank's Boxes you wanted to get your hands on so badly...

Just sayin'. ( I'm actually surprised he's going on a cruise being the hypochondriac he is - you'd think he'd be all freaked out about getting e-coli or one of those cruise ship viruses that happen all of the time.)

But enough of my busting his balls about that, my point is obviously that Numb Nuts igNoory should be taking every vacation opportunity to go visit some of these places he claims to find so fascinating, don't y'all think?

He's known about Gilliland's Ranch for at least 4 years, and has an open invitation to go, so why hasn't he yet? Hell, he doesn't even have to go for a long time - just a couple days. One night, even. So what's the hold up, George??? Georgie Porgie, puddin' and lies. Ian Punnett would have been there in a heartbeat if he were in your shoes, having said what all you've said. When Punnett is fascinated with something, he's not yanking our chains. He's not saying it because "I'm fascinated with__________" is one of 7 complete phrases in his lexicon.

If you're really so goddamed fascinated you would have found time - made time- long, long ago. And don't give us that crap about you're waiting to "do a remote" from there. That's BULLSHIT!!! If you're truly fascinated you would have gone on your own and just given us a verbal report of what you saw after the fact - same way your guests do. What difference would it make if you're broadcasting live when you see a UFO? We can't see it - HEY! IT'S RADIO!!! --ya jackass.

And everything I've said about the Gilliland Ranch applies to every single other place or thing you've claimed to be fascinated with - JUST GO DO IT!! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!! PLEASE!!! . You want to seem credible? Do something. On your own. No remote bullshit, no Tommy Danheiser holding your hand. No waiting for Premiere to foot the bill. YOU do it, George. YOU.

There is no damned good excuse after 4 years. So what's the deal, ya big phony? What's the hold up? Inquiring minds want to know.

GOD!! I am so sick of all the lies.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Noory Does a Tribute to Himself Tonight

Way-huh-huh-ellll.... not exactly a tribute, per say. But tonight's Coast show will focus entirely on the book George Noory co-wrote, called Worker in the Light. Which, by the way, you can read all sorts of fun things about here. Besides the reviews, there are a lot of interesting comments in the discussion forums at the bottom of the page. One astute fellow even delves into the whole "charity" thing that Noory pulled when first hawing the book.

For the moment, I'm just here to give y'all a heads up on the show - you should listen - especially you, Texassteel. Tonight's show will be chock-a-block with falsehoods and comedic ego stroking - I PREDICT!! Sure, sure, I hear ya - he is the most insufferable when he's talking about himself, and tonight he'll be puffed up like a blow fish. ("Hmmm. Tasty fish. Tasty fish. Tasty fish. Poison fish!!!") But tonight, if you listen closely and read between the lines, I'll bet that Noory will hand you all kinds of ammunition for future diatribes against him on a silver platter.

He's gonna hang himself worse than that Michael Hutchins from INXS. Go out while stroking himself. So grab a notebook and pen, people - you may draw different and better conclusions that I will, and I want to hear them all!

Meanwhile, Agent K graciously turned me onto this swell "Official" George Noory Sucks Thread , submitted for your approval. Shoot, Aint Dixie is so far behind the times, y'all have probably been aware of this for ages. But just in case, there it is for ya!

Say, did any of you hear last night's postulation, where Noory starts telling guest Robert Conaway that he thinks Earth is a prison planet for all of the Universe's most fucked up souls (of course, he didn't say "fucked up", but... you know...) however he, and some of the other few "good souls" on this planet came from a "different batch" - his words - a different batch of good souls. Did ya? Did ya hear it?!?! (And then there's this partial quote I jotted down, "Every ancient civilization --The Mayas, The Incans, The Buddhists...." it was around 2:48am EST.)

Lord. If this planet is for all the evil, twisted, fucked up, ignorant, grotesque, wicked entities from across the Galaxies, then they had you in mind first, George Noory. If that is true, then "It's a George Noory World, We're Just Living in It" would be a true statement.

One more quickie, while I'm here. Has anyone noticed how little promotion Ian's show gets from the week day Coast to Coast, and on the website and all? WTF is that about? (Noory's ego, duh.) But really -look at the website. The box to "advertise" Ian's show, the one to click on to get his past show lists and all - it's DINKY!!!!! It's tinier than anything else on the page. Noory's book, and announcements about that fucking retarded t.v. show get way bigger "ads" than Ian does, and his show is part of the Coast to Coast family of shows! What the fuck is up with that?

You know Noory isn't paying for his ads for his extracurricular endeavors, and Coast to Coast Live isn't anybody's extracurricular endeavor. That's part of the revenue generating Coast to Coast family, and the show is growing by leaps and bounds as far as garnering affiliates - even without anyone on the regular Coast staff getting behind it. So why treat it like a red-headed stepchild? It's like the want it to fail.

Hell, when Ian calls in on Friday night shows to do his little promo spot for his show, George will first talk all over Ian with utter bullshit, use up half of the allotted time, then shove Ian off telling him his time is up. He's a very insecure little man with a very big ego, I tell you what.