Monday, June 18, 2007

Fascinating...

So I'm sitting here listening to Art Bell talk to James Gilliland. You know James, he's the guy with the ranch where you're practically guaranteed to see at least one UFO. And I'm remembering the numerous times Noory has said he plans on going there, and the even more numerous times he's said he has "...always been fascinated with UFOs. I was a member of MUFON when I was a kid."

Okay, that's cool. So hey Big Daddy, where ya goin' on your vacation this summer? What's that? A cruise ship, ya say?!! . How nice. Well that's cool, you'll finally get a chance to be on a boat that is actually moving on the water. I think up until now the only time you've been on a seafaring craft was the docked and haunted Queen Mary, right? Well good for you! After all those years in the Navy, pushing pencils in a cubicle at Ft. Ben in the heart of the midwest, it's about time you got out on the ocean. Have a ball!! Do the macarana!! Try the veal!!

Sheesh. Ya big hoser, you couldn't even get a cruise that had paranormal stuff - you know, past guest Chris Moon offers cruise packages where you can interact with one of those Frank's Boxes you wanted to get your hands on so badly...

Just sayin'. ( I'm actually surprised he's going on a cruise being the hypochondriac he is - you'd think he'd be all freaked out about getting e-coli or one of those cruise ship viruses that happen all of the time.)

But enough of my busting his balls about that, my point is obviously that Numb Nuts igNoory should be taking every vacation opportunity to go visit some of these places he claims to find so fascinating, don't y'all think?

He's known about Gilliland's Ranch for at least 4 years, and has an open invitation to go, so why hasn't he yet? Hell, he doesn't even have to go for a long time - just a couple days. One night, even. So what's the hold up, George??? Georgie Porgie, puddin' and lies. Ian Punnett would have been there in a heartbeat if he were in your shoes, having said what all you've said. When Punnett is fascinated with something, he's not yanking our chains. He's not saying it because "I'm fascinated with__________" is one of 7 complete phrases in his lexicon.

If you're really so goddamed fascinated you would have found time - made time- long, long ago. And don't give us that crap about you're waiting to "do a remote" from there. That's BULLSHIT!!! If you're truly fascinated you would have gone on your own and just given us a verbal report of what you saw after the fact - same way your guests do. What difference would it make if you're broadcasting live when you see a UFO? We can't see it - HEY! IT'S RADIO!!! --ya jackass.

And everything I've said about the Gilliland Ranch applies to every single other place or thing you've claimed to be fascinated with - JUST GO DO IT!! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!! PLEASE!!! . You want to seem credible? Do something. On your own. No remote bullshit, no Tommy Danheiser holding your hand. No waiting for Premiere to foot the bill. YOU do it, George. YOU.

There is no damned good excuse after 4 years. So what's the deal, ya big phony? What's the hold up? Inquiring minds want to know.

GOD!! I am so sick of all the lies.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Agent K said...

I'm LMAO, that was funny!
You're so right Dixie.
Hell, George only finds time to GO to book stores to sign that crappy book of his.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Lurk3000 said...

Hat's off to you. Keep up the work of nailing dumbass Noory on all his bullshit cause I can't stand to listen to him.

3:18 AM  
Blogger Dale said...

Nice rant Dixie. Have Cecil check your BP after that one, heh. And read back in your comments. I added a few today, post-bloggum.

I've heard Gililand's UFO B&B is a big rip off. To be devil George's advocate, maybe George doesn't want to be put in the awkward position of explaining that he saw nothing out of the ordinary there and disappointing his audience (further) and a regular, good (paying?) guest.

I think the reason for the cruise and not something in his field is more likely he wants to get away from all the BS of C2C. He don't get it, never will and wants to get away from it, if only for a few brief days. Kinda why the fisherman never vacations at the lake or the Disney Mascot never vacations at Disneyland.

Another reason could be that there is litte to no reliable internet connection onboard a cruise ship. What there is is rather slow and very expensive (charged by-the-minute). I haven't been on a cruise but heard this from a reliable source - Internet Geek Leo Laporte who goes on Geek Cruises all the time. I think he's fed up with it all and maybe on his last leg with the show. The ratings have to be sagging bad on his weakday shows. Somebody else said this too. TexSteel maybe?

Now, if he were to truly "get it", like Art said, he would plan a trip around the paranormal, if not just paranormal. But he don't get it.

Now see, Art did it right. His last big vacation was to the mysterious Philippines before his dead wife was cold in the ground and he was on a mission to get some strange. Abby-normal and spoooky! ;)

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out this spoof of George Noory hahhaa it's right on.

http://www.borgus.com/mp3/borgus-noory.mp3

5:23 PM  
Blogger Dale said...

I'm listening to Ian right now. He's THE MAN!!

9:46 PM  
Blogger Dale said...

Hope you're doing fine Dixie. Haven't heard from you in some time and am getting a little concerned. -D

6:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dixie,

You okay? Just sent an email to you. Missing your brand of humour. Like Dale, concerned and hope your well.

12:14 AM  
Anonymous TexasSteel said...

Oh NO!!!! I just read that Snoory is going to be a guest on Larry "What's the Question?" King this Friday (July 13th) He is going to talk about the Roswell crash in early July of 1947. This is going to be fun. Snoory will get the facts so fucked up and say so many stupid things it will be worth watching. haha Can two air-heads like King and Snoory actually have a conversation?

TexasSteel
Central Texas

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf dixie...get off your ass and post a rant. There is plenty of material as of late. Don't make me take you over my knee and give you a spanking.

2:11 AM  
Blogger desertblog said...

You are so right on about Noodlebrain!!! I haven't listened to him in over a year....but your site is all I need to keep reminding me why I don't listen. Keep up the good work, so I don't have to go insane listening to his idiotic broadcasts.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

hi, dixie. this is michael vandeven. you remember me? we used to correspond from time to time on the disaster that is george noory. come say hi at GeorgeNoorySucks.com

bye.

3:06 AM  
Blogger Soulless said...

I'm happy to see this blog is dead. I found it purely by accident, and it made me cringe reading just the last few entries. First, you criticize Noory for mispronunciations yet your spelling and grammar are both atrocious. Moreover, you had to resort to criticizing a man based on his choice of vacation spots? Are you kidding me?

As Dale pointed out, people tend not to vacation at a place that reminds them of their job. Dale's analogy of the fisherman not vacationing at sea is perfect. That doesn't imply that the fisherman dislikes the sea. It also has no bearing whatsoever on whether the fisherman is qualified for his job. It isn't hypocritical in any way, shape, or form. You Noory haters are all alike: you suffer from the "Grass Is Always Greener Syndrome." If Ian was the host, you would still lament the day Art stepped aside. And you would take every opportunity to call Ian out for whatever minute nuance happened to annoy you.

It is reassuring to see who had the last laugh in this case. George Noory is still on the air, his ratings are still phenomenal, and he's fielding offers for TV show pilots. Your blog, on the other hand, is long dead and forgotten. And for all we know (and care), so are you...

1:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dixie rules!

go dixie go!

4:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their reincarnation as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.

Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway through his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Black member size is temptation to a predisposed population.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men.

Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings. This is the purpose behind many black's historical tendancy towards resistance.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately. Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad.

Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.

Think about what I say. Consider what I teach. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.

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2:49 PM  

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