Thursday, February 01, 2007

George Noory is a Fucking Idiot-Discuss



How's that for a start? For several weeks I've had several people prompting me to post more here, and to share my many thoughts and rants on the performance of Coast to Coast AM's week night host (or as a very dear, former C2C fan says: "weak night host"), George Noory.


Unfortunately I've been crippled by a form of writer's block. In my case it's caused by such a wealth of material to draw from that I have no earthly idea where to begin. George Noory sucks so much, so hard and so badly that I'm completely overwhelmed. Should I begin with his lack of ability to speak? And if so, should I focus on his inability to pronounce the simplest and most common household word? Or should I focus on the fact that this self-aggrandizing "consummate professional" has so much saliva in his mouth at any given time that he makes Daffy Duck seem like Sir John Gielgud?

Perhaps I could focus on his grammar, syntax and usage, which has been of interest to me for a long time. I desperately want to understand why a 56 year old man who was born and raised in the United States of America - Dearborn Heights, Michigan, to be exact - can so blithely and unwittingly butcher the English language on a regular basis the way he does.

I think I'll save that for a later, more in depth study, but for now, I think the best explanation may be that he was probably raised in a bi-lingual (Lebanese-English) household whose occupants probably didn't have an aptitude for grammar, regardless of the language being spoken.

Or it could just be that he's stupid. I dunno.

Today, though, I'll leave it with a very annoying and unprofessional habit he's gotten into in the last year.

For whatever reason - and please, I encourage you all to "discuss", as Linda Richman would prompt -- Noory has decided that it's a good idea to conduct his business on the air. I can't remember how many times in the last couple of months he has had a guest on, and in the middle of an interview , the guest will say something that prompts Noory to be struck with an idea for a future show.

When this happens, (and you can practically hear the virtual light bulb, dim as it is, turn on over his balding noggin ) Noory invariably will interrupt his guest, often mid-sentence, to tell them of his idea for a future show that may or may not include them, and proceed to engage them in helping him to plan out the particulars of this show.

In essence he brings the entire program and it's intent to a screeching halt, because - stop the presses!, he's had an idea, He will then go on to tell his guest what his envisioned plan for this future show will be, how it will include them, what they need to do to help him facilitate that, and that "When we go to break, I want you to give your phone number to Tommy (producer, call screener, and "Jim Fowler" to George's "Marlin Perkins", Tom Danheiser) so that Tommy can contact them later to help set up this show. This will often go on for ten minutes or so before Noory remembers he's supposed to be talking to the guest about their latest endeavors, and even then George Noory will frequently interject something pertaining to his "great idea" about this potential "upcoming show" throughout the rest of the interview.

Last night's show, with guest medium and demon aficionado, Chip Coffey, was a textbook example. As a sort of ace-in-the-hole for his interview, Chip had brought along a woman whose alias was "Maria Simpson", and who was a friend of Mark David Chapman, John Lennon's murderer.

"Ms. Simpson" was an older, genteel, soft-spoken, Southern lady, and Coffey and Simpson were of the opinion that Chapman had murdered John Lennon because a demon from Ms. Simpson's house had attached itself to Chapman and instructed him to do so. As she spoke it became evident that Ms. Simpson was well acquainted with Chapman (now residing in a solitary cell in Attica) at one time, but had not been in touch with him for years, and by her hesitant tone and inflections, it seemed he would just as soon not have anymore contact with her, nor she with him.

Noory (who proudly claims that "the meat of the matter" is his forte, subtlety & nuance be damned...) missed that part, not surprising, as it was blatantly obvious by his many silences throughout the interview that he was busy reading forums and fast blasts on the internet, trying to mine the minds of other people who were paying attention for good questions to ask, since he clearly had nothing.

Excuse me for a moment, but may I? HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!!! . Not only that, but a rude idiot.

Near the end of Ms. Simpson's "appearance" on the show, as she was speaking, Noory was hit with one of his trademark, Geraldo-esque, 1/2 baked, exploitational ideas, and ground the interview to a halt to ask Ms. Simpson if she could arrange for her, Coffey and himself to go to Attica to interview Chapman about this demon!!!

He at least had the sense to ask Ms. Coffey if she would be comfortable with this, and she quickly but graciously replied "I don't know whether I would or not, it's a part of my life that was so traumatic I don't think I really would care to." , and her tone was so obviously troubled and uncomfortable. But did Noory let it go? Or care? Or even notice ?? Oh hell no!! He then proceeded to pester her & ask if she would at least arrange it so he and Coffey could go and do that. She agreed to try. At that point Noory told her to hang on so that she could give the ubiquitous Tommy her telephone number and contact information. When she agreed, she was basically "excused" from the interview, and you could practically hear Noory's thought, "Your money's on the counter, bitch, I'm through with you."

What a fucking ass. The woman had just said that it was a traumatic part of her life, someplace she's not comfortable revisiting, she's not on the show for any gain of her own, hell, she probably only agreed to do it because she didn't want to seem rude, and here's that fucking, insensitive prick Noory goading her on the air so he can come off as what he touts himself to be (and is not) - a "cutting edge investigative reporter". He is such an Geraldo.

And one more thought, before I leave you, Fans of Coast to Coast - If the lady is on the show already, on the goddam radio talking, via telephone, WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED HER PHONE NUMBER???. How did she get on the air in the first place? Did they have her speed dial the Wild Card Line until she got through? Who the fuck set this show up? One would presume the producer, Tom Danheiser, who is right there in the studio with them. Surely he already had her phone number, as well as that of Chip Coffey, who also clearly had to have had her phone number - why the fuck would they be asking her for it?

Furthermore, and to the point of my entire rant, WHY THE FUCK IS NOORY SETTING UP INTERVIEWS AND FUTURE SHOWS WHILE HE'S ON THE AIR????. Whether it's his job or the producer's, that shit should be done off the air, there is absolutely no reason why that needs to be happening. Yet it does. On a regular basis.

Is it Noory just trying to "show off"? Does he think it makes him look like some kind of a big wheel to be wheeling and dealing and "making things happen" right there in front of everyone?

Or maybe he feels his producers are too inept to handle it themselves. Could that be? Maybe he's afraid Tommy or Lisa Lyon will drop the ball. I don't fucking know, but I sure would like to.

Coast to Coast under George Noory's "guidance" has been a dog and pony show for quite some time now, but I think The Ringmaster has finally lost any kind of grip on reality he's ever had, and that was a shaky grip, at best, to begin with.

Man he sucks.

87 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dixie Girl, I love ya. I feel at home now. A real place to rant about how stupid that dumb bastard Snoory is. For so long now I've suffered in silence as I listened to the show. The other well-known C2C forums did not want nary a disparaging word said about Georgie Boy.
Also, I want to clear the air on a few things about my belief of what a dumb bastard Snoory is. I do not think that because Art left the weeknight show and I would be mad at anyone taking his place. Oh no, Snoory earned his "what a dumb bastard he is" title the first few nights he took over the show. I had never heard of the idiot before. I scribbled down incredibly stupid things Snoory said and did. But, there were so many I ran out of paper to write on.
The other thing I hear is "If you think he is so dumb don't listen to the show." That sounds like a good point for someone to make. However, the fact is - even with Snoory's annoying incredible incompetence - I hear interesting guests and callers talking about things I would generally not hear otherwise. So there....

TexasSteel

9:55 PM  
Blogger The Dixie Butcher said...

Thanks you so much for joining me, TexasSteel - it's an honor to have you here! I understand the frustration of running out of paper to jot down the ridiculous things that come from that man's mouth - I have notebooks FULL of them. I had to stop because of carpal tunnel like effects. It's almost as if he's trying to be uniformly moronic so that the audience forgets what intelligent conversation sounds like.

A sort of "In the land of the Blind, the one eyed man is King..." mentality, where One Eyed King George runs madly about trying to gouge out everyone's eyes. Or I guess in this case it would be a deaf, zombie King George, piercing eardrums and gobbling grey matter.

As for the "If you don't like it, don't listen" argument? Fuck that. They just have chips on their shoulders because they're not smart enough to realize their hero has the IQ of a fence post.

His performance on the show is substandard by any definition, and there are plenty of people who could replace him and do a better job if Premier Radio and those up and down the ladder from them gave a damn. If more of the public fan forums allowed people to really speak their minds, I'm sure you'd hear plenty of people say what you & I think. And maybe then someone "in charge" of that monkey house they call Coast to Coast on week nights might take notice and make a change for the better.

Until then, well, at least you & I have a place to vent, eh, TS ?

Cheers, man! I raise a virtual Shiner Bock to you!

11:14 PM  
Blogger Jinxy said...

I've been waiting for this for a while. Sorry it took so long to find it.

You're right. He sucks ass.

He was the temp host who never went away.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Shirleypal said...

Hey Dixie Girl, glad to see you are still at it my friend, it pains me to know you have to listen to this idiot to get information but somebody has to do it. Miss you very much.

12:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

letter to me from that bastard lex ''''Lex
To: xxxxxx
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:35 pm
Subject: Posting on the Forum Quote message
xxxxxx,
You are more than welcome to share constructive criticism on the Coast Riders board, but personal attacks such as:


"get rid of that lame brained silly arsed wimpish georgy norry".
and
"and definitely no shortage of STUPID radio hosts like georgy Norry ."


will not be tolerated. If you don't understand our rules about personal attacks (name calling etc.) please review this section from our Terms & Conditions:

"Personal attacks:
We invite and encourage a healthy exchange of opinions. If you disagree with an opinion or idea expressed by another member or the host, by all means, challenge the opinion or idea - not the person. Personal attacks on individuals, insults and "flaming" will not be tolerated and will be removed. You may challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully. "

Thanks for your consideration in this matter.

Lex'''' george noory is about the sorriest SOB of a so called radio host i have ever heard on the radio in years of listening to talk radio . i believe a homeless wino could do a better job !

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well I agree with all your comments and find them "witty" humorous? at the same time, where else would I find such a unique place for human beings to express oneself in any perverse,unchristly,"incrediblystupid" {your words} I am so fed up with persons to pretend "to be"---a what? at least here one can let ones hair down and just let it all"HANG"...poor George! I wanna say he has the patience of a saint to have to listen to this stuff day by day. ME--I have found this radio station not only a valuable school, but it also gives me a point of reference. I can get up in the morning and say-hey,I'm O.K. I'm not as crazy as I thought I was. so there! patience,kindness,perseverance,compassion---for a wanna-be -buddha. thank-U

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy is so dumb I cant even listen to the show....its way too painful and frustrating. Why didnt they give the show to Ian Punnett? And why did Art ever endorse GN? Anyways, I hope they get someone intelligent in that spot...such a waste of a good time slot for us insomniacs.

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope i'm not out of line mentioning this here, but i have found a rather effective outlet for those of us who are of like mind:
http://www.GeorgeNoorySucks.com

4:32 PM  
Blogger The Dixie Butcher said...

Not at all, thank you for mentioning it - a much better place than here, as they are much more current than I am. George finally got so old and tired that I would only be repeating myself with my various observations of his lying and idiocy. But God bless the gang at GeorgeNoorySucks.com - and also the gang at the George Noory Sucks thread at that other place whose name escapes me.

But yes! Feel free to advertise away for websites like that- aren't near enough of them. And I hope and pray that Noory, Tom and most of all, Premier Radio honchos, read everything over there. Fire the bastard...

Love, Dixie....

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Dixe. I was just browsing around the other day and did a Google search about George Noory. Why? Because I am a long-term listener to that show and I simply cannot believe how long the powers-that-be at Premiere have allowed this inept, clueless, inane, lame-brained host hang on to his job. I found your blog and, though the entry to which I add my comments was written a year-and-a-half ago, nothing has changed at C2C. If anything, George has gotten even worse at his job -- which is amazing because he never was any good and I just didn't believe he could actually *get* worse.

I will preface this by saying that I listened to Art Bell since he was doing political discussions on KDWN in Las Vegas. I used to think his show was great after he transitioned to discussions of the paranormal, and, like many others, I suffered through his constant dramas and absences. But this comment isn't about THAT show; it's about the "new" Coast To Coast AM with George Noory at the helm...

I have to say that George is, by far, the worst interviewer I have ever heard. He can't conduct an interview to save his life... George is just NEVER prepared -- and hey, they pay him to be prepared to conduct effective interviews. (Or maybe Premiere will say, "No, we pay him to increase ratings...) He constantly steers guests away from areas that are potentially interesting. When the show goes to break, he is INCAPABLE of returning to the topic previously under discussion, even when that discussion was not complete. I think George is doing his taxes during the show. At least he sounds like it... Of course, I understand that he is really scanning FastBlasts for questions -- since he rarely has any but the most generic questions or comments of his own. It's laughable when George cannot find questions to ask guests on FastBlast because the show pretty much grinds to a halt as he asks questions he has already asked or that his guest has already very clearly answered during his or her presentation.

It is almost as if George comes in an hour before the show, learns who the guest and the topic is, and then asks a staff member to write down some generic questions. Then, when he's interviewing, he'll come out of left field to interrupt the guest (who is talking about something really interesting), and ask, "So what got you interested in this profession/interest/research/whatever?" Then we never get back to what they were talking about before George interrupted. I can frequently hear the frustration in the guest's voice.

George's constant refrain has become, over the past several months, "I love it." Well, I wish his listeners and guests loved it. It's like George just can't get to callers soon enough so listener's won't expect anything more from him -- he can pretty much stop talking, kick back, and collect a paycheck. Oh, but I got a kick out of it the other night when he was doing a show about oil/alternative fuels and someone asked him what kind of car he drives. I'll paraphrase his response: "Er... I don't like to give that out because someone might follow me. It's American though!" Shoot, what he doesn't want to admit is that it's a big honking Cadillac... And he doesn't want us to know that because he realizes the extent to which it will alienate him from the everyday folks who comprise the core of his audience. That, and the fact that he can talk about the price of gas and how irresponsible the government is, but he can drive something that gets 3 miles per gallon because HE can afford it.

But he doesn't have to worry about that because he believes in abiotic oil -- that the Earth constantly replenishes it's oil supply. George vehemently opposes the idea that "fossil fuels" are created by decomposition of dinosaurs, as he always puts it. Well, of fucking course not. Fossil fuels were created by all kinds of decaying organic matter like millions and millions of years of trees, grasses, and other plants. Of course there were dinosaurs (and mammals, marsupials, insects, and so on) thrown into that mix, but George, in case you can't figure this out, there are lots of sources of organic matter besides dinosaurs. All you have to do is look at a British peat bog or a Louisiana swamp to realize the vastness of organic matter that used to completely COVER the land masses of the Earth. If you do this, it is not at all difficult to understand how millions of years worth of organic matter under tremendous pressure for hundreds of millions of years can eventually turn into oil or coal.

Finally, in the last hour of the July 3, 2008 show, Matt Savinar lit into George for spreading this bullcrap about abiotic oil. Basically, Savinar took George apart and did everything except call him an idiot for believing the Earth simply "manufactures" oil with no need for organic matter. I believe at one point Matt actually called George "irresponsible" and it certainly was not lost on critical listeners that Matt was saying, "George, you are a stupid fuck." You could tell Savinar was frustrated with George's idiocy; you could also tell that Savinar didn't care if he was ever invited back on the show. I'll bet that show was his last. It's still on StreamLink as I write this, so if you have access, give a listen. It's funny to hear George being handed his nit-wittery on a plate.

Another thing that bothers me is the extent to which callers routinely begin their discussions with, "George, I love this show and you are the best host I have ever heard." What, do the producers/screeners PAY these people to say these things? Or is this the price of admission to get on the air? Now, I do understand that some people are not especially intelligent -- hell, 1/4 of the adult population of the U.S. cannot point to North America on a map or a globe. (This is true, BTW, not hyperbole.) So, maybe these folks really do think George is a great host, I dunno. But I just do not understand how anyone with one ounce of grey matter can actually believe this. I always have to snicker when someone calls Ian and basically says, "Whew, I'm glad you are on on Sunday nights because I get so sick of how stupid George is during the week." Ian always tries to cover this up as gracefully as possible, but you can tell that he realizes George is an idiot.

So, C2C makes it because it's the only game in town -- well, maybe that's an overstatement because there are some very good local/regional early A.M. shows. But C2C is the only *national* show at that hour of the early A.M. because it's still rolling on the head of steam that Art provided. However, if someone came out and syndicated a quality show that actually deals with the paranormal and various conspiracy-related topics, I've got to believe listeners would abandon C2C in droves.

If the good folks at Premiere are happy with the penetration of this show now, they should try getting a good host and they'd see things getting even better.

9:09 AM  
Blogger SecondlifeObserver said...

ability to find the most insane lunatics in the world, and have them as guests.

It is a real shame. One can only wonder at the management which fails to rid themselves of such a looser ...

Regards,
JS

5:38 AM  
Blogger SecondlifeObserver said...

george noory is simply the biggest looser on radio that there is, has linbaugh and hannity beat hands down!

I am not able to stomach more than one show a month. When Art Bell was running things, I hardly ever missed a show.

I pray for the day they fire this nut-case.

Regards,
AssemblyWizard

5:42 AM  
Blogger The Dixie Butcher said...

Hey Sugar - you really need to check out

georgenoorysucks.com

You'll find a lot of like minded folks, and even a bit of solace there.

-Big Dix

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noory uses the word "incredible"to modify every noun he utters. he should learn some new adjectives. Also,he's wrong to say: "There are no coincidences." There are a million coincidnces every second. Every infant knows this."Synchronicity"is a
fallacious concept. It's magical thinking. Send George all these comments,and send them with Love and Humility. All radio people are stupid. Did you ever hear Murry the K?

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To parody the immortal words of Ann Richards, the late great Governor of Texas, at the 1988 Democratic National Convention...

Poor George Noory, he can't help it. He was born with a silver microphone stuck up his ass.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ole George is the Dirty Sanchez on the dead, clammy upper-lip of the corpse of C2C. It is not enough for him that he killed it, he continues his desecration of the body night after night. At long last George, have you NO shame?
**W**

2:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only person capable of keeping the show alive is George Knapp.period.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George and Ian, are killing c2c.

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could fill volumes with nooryisms. My favorite is the one when, soon after the tidal waves that it American Samoa, George actually called the people of Samoa, "Samolians"

I about had a Heart Attack the first time I heard him say that he did 8 hours of show prep every day! If that's true, George, maybe you could spend an extra 5 minutes and read thru your opening monologue once instead of reading it cold every night.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Huckabuck1000 said...

Thank you for saying George is an idiot. he is. For example:

To an archaeologist: "Do they call it Sanskrit because the tablets are written on sandstone?"

To an astrophysicist: "Do you think comets could be intelligently controlled by aliens?"

FUCKING IDIOT

3:33 AM  
Blogger kupambazua said...

"That's amazing", is actually George's most commonly used expression, second to "that's incredible". i found this thread because i just finished suffering through another potentially great interview, that once again would have been better with the absence of G.N.! George, don't worry about impressing us, of your vast knowledge, just actively listen to your guest. Half the time it sounds like G.N. is watching a football game, as he has to listen to his guest, and gives replies that dont even matter to what was said before. One night the employee line of area 51 caller, called in to tell george he wanted to field questions everyone might have, and george didn't have any idea of a classic and very popular brodcast, hosted by Art originally. i'm not even a loyal fan of c2c, and i had heard of that brodcast! i mean, is george having his mind erase on a regular basis, because he has a covert life; it was unbelievable! and it was live, for everyone to hear. G.N. would be a great host for an old-time, nostalgia radio program. he always seems to bring his interviews back to a familiar realm of, "how they dont make things like they used". anyone talking about or complaining about how things aren't like they use to be, will have G.N. hook line and sinker, supporting their argument. what i want to know is what is ole G.N.'s real interest, because its not super-fringe ideas, heard on c2c. i think his favorite subject is, survival of a post-apocalyptical era!

3:09 AM  
Anonymous NooryGuestsAreKooks said...

If he sucks so much, why do you continue to listen to him?! Sounds pretty pathetic to me don't you think?
He is a "schtick" guy. Can't anyone hear the mocking, disrespect that he has for the guests on his show?
You can pick up the blatant mocking overtones that he has with regards to most of his guests.
He is like the Jerry Springer of radio... He puts on the most lunatic, psychotic, idiotic space cases and lets them rant...only to condescendingly mock them with subtle interruptions and statements only encouraging their LUNACY. I think it is absolutely hilarious.
Off the air, he has indicated that he doesn't believe half of the crap that he puts on the show...but people will tune in to listen and some of them even believe half the stuff that they hear! BAHAHHAHAHA.

5:19 AM  
Anonymous NooryGuestsAreKooks said...

"That's amazing" and "that"s incredible"....ahhahahhahaha...I LOVE when he does that. He just did that tonight towards the end of his show!
Fricking hilarious. I find myself using those phrases when I am listening to some jackrod telling worthless, over exagerated stories that I having a hard time believing. Think of a Spring audience and you guys are it!

5:24 AM  
Anonymous NooryGuestsAreKooks said...

Sorry, getting late...think of a Jerry Springer audience.

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coast to Coast and all it's damn conspiracy theories are so Idiotic I don't know where to begin. Frickin head cases must listen to this damn show and think it's absolutely amazing. Wait...I listen to that show. Ok, but I still think it is absolutely hilarious shit!!! And NO I do not believe a frickin word that he, his guests or callers say!!!

5:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG. I thought I was the only one who thought this guy was a waste of time. I have had to stop listening. It infuriates me when he stops an interesting guest to ask about some thing ridiculous like Atlantis or remote viewing , big foot etc, etc.. I am embarrased at Noorys ignorance on any serious subject Bring on Ian Punnet,
at least he shows knowledge and has genuine interest in the subject on hand.

Disgusted in Canada

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I moved here from Sweden 8 years ago. Pretty soon I found C2C on the dial. For maybe a week I thought it was all a joke, pure entertainment. Never in my wildest dreams could I imagine people being so fucking stupid. I thought Schnoory was real funny. Well, I still do, but in a different way. And I still listen to him every now and then, just for a good laugh. What a clown!

4:21 AM  
Blogger HumAlien said...

I Cant stand Noory,, total idiot pushes a lot of Crap... all he is is the King Of Rdio Tabloid IE National Enquirer. Not to mention loves himself a bit to much aswell a complete fear monger.

1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This son of a ----- is a sorry replacement for the glory of Art &Ramonas' great desert fortress oast to Coast AM that was built by their sweat,hands,and tears for our salvation from the tyranny of lies-and to Quest for disclosure an the truth about what is really the reality of the Earth,it's inhabitants,and the real UFO's that I myself have witnessed to be in fact real.Art is irreplaceable and he made a grave mistake in leaving us all;but we know that the damned government was hot on his heels'and I suspect that a lot of things are untold torments .He left the counttry after the loss of everything that was dear to him in search of happiness as his beloved wife wished for him;but I really wish that she would have expressed the solid need to continue coast to coast AM for all of us,and his and h8is import of rich and meaningful guests-true Quality late night radio of undiscovered material held back from we the American public by all the assholes out there like Geoge Nory,Ian Pnnitt,Michael Medved,Savage,and the like.... I ask each of you to do your best to rail to remove these fools who disguise themselves as our friends in need;when in fact - they are our enemies.they impede the truth.There is no real investigative measure taken unless they have an original forefront leader.George is totally hung up on DEATH--Life after Death'MORE DEATH & anthing to do with DEATH.HE worships DEATH>Death is his friend.He just longs to be closer to DEATH>I wouldn not doubt that he really longs to be an Mortician-or Vampire-grave robber;Zombie--anything to do with dead.Pull the wings off of flies & bugs. Mars an the Moon were pretty important in the days of ART BELL as the shoud always be forefront-it's important that we find out the rest of the story-like Hoagland is dying to tell us all.But he is not allowed the stinking airtime anymore,he is held back by the scallywag's who endeavor only to preach the allmighty COMMERCIAL AD. YES MY FRIENDS --George NORY (NOORY) SUCKS!!!!!!!! WE NEED ART BELL. Please plead and request to PREMIERE RADIO (Washingto & OREGON AM RADIO) to get Art Back Again.Start the program anue'.Band together Now! Anything necessary to eliminate thi redundant stupidity on the Coast to Coast AM Radio-and if I were them , I'd be so ashamed of George Nory after having the years of wonderous programs engineered and brought to us through the endeavors of ART and his Family-COMET & YEHTI too. Let's face it---We all LOVE ART and need him back at the helm of the baby that he gave birth to. J.R. Nichols

4:17 AM  
OpenID eternian said...

That's strange, one of your main attacks on George was for him trying to get to the bottom of whether or not a demon had anything to do with a murder, which I think is totally wrong of you because that is what his show is supposed to be about: solving mysteries (not that he's good at it). But according to you he was trying very hard. Also, I really don't see what the big deal is, who cares if it made her very uncomfortable? What matters (if you're a Christian at least) is bringing to light the supernatural, and unexplained mysteries of natural things and whether or not God exists. My problem is that George DOESN'T do this much but rather, as you say, is stupid, not so much rude (unless you mean by ignoring Christian callers who no doubt call to tell him Jesus is the only way and that he's promoting demons and nonsense as "rude") as stupid. I can understand why he'd ignore the Christian callers being that he's a false Christian and if his goal is to make money and be entertaining and he doesn't believe in fundamentalism then logically you'd not bore and distress your audience with repetitious attacks. I'm not saying it's right, but that's what the world does, ignore rebukes from Christians in general. But over and over I've noticed that someone will say they've come into contact with bigfoot or an alien or took an amazing pic of vid and often he doesn't bother asking WHERE or WHEN or to send the pic or vid. Where in the world is his mind at such times? It's appalling to me. I have many criticisms myself of him posted on my journal. What is truly stupid and annoying of him his is glorification of Richard C. Hoagland, a liar and credit thief, and even recently rubbed salt in the wound by patting him on the back regarding his false claim to have been the first one to say there were possibly oceans on Europa, and George was just flattering him lie slobbering dog slobber all over another dog, and it was obvious he was just saying that to kill air time and get Richard to stay in love with him. George also keeps babbling about John Titor as possibly being a genuine time traveler when it's been shown that that man was a typical liar of the false spiritist/medium/psychic type. He also foolishly allows this parody of fundamentals Christians to waste air time and often kills the show at the end when he plays this faggy song by UFO Phil, an obvious narcissist. He might as well say, "Narcissism is a good thing." What I find most annoying of all is his obvious attempts at trying to seem smart, flattering the guest, and trying to kill air time by making absurd sounding agreements with absurd statements, like, "So true," "Absolutely," "Can't argue with you there," "Right," "Exactly," "Sure," "You're absolutely right," "That's so true," and it can be an utterly stupid statement like, "Well people I've found emanate bad chakra energies all the time and it causes all kinds of problems like mental disorders, physical disabilities and can even cause weather problems." It's good to avoid making people feel bad, but he goes to far by affirming the absurd, and when mentally ill, lost and confused people are listening and learning from him. He's spreading mental illness himself ironically with his promotion of stupidity and agreeing with it while making it seem like fundamentalist Christians are bad and no one to listen to despite them saying that "Do to others as you would have them do to you" is their highest law.

4:48 PM  
OpenID eternian said...

oops I meant "too far", mentioned that in case you decided to tell me I was stupid and had bad grammar just over that...

4:50 PM  
Blogger stevie said...

OK-I thought it was just me being petty-I get really sick of the Georgeisms-like-"that could very well be"...(translation W.T.F. did you say) If I hear him mention his upcoming visit to "the big island" once more I think I will dry heave on my i-pod. or his use of the term "the wireless internet"- all the other hosts on C2C I can deal with-if you want a laugh check out a YouTube video of George telling jokes at the opening of awake and aware 2011-the last of the Vaudivillians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NusL3l5XQfw

1:23 PM  
Anonymous TexasSteel said...

Hi Dixie:
Long time no see from the other sites attesting to Snoory being a complete and utter idiot from the night he started. He is a goof-ball and is only getting worse. Keep plugging his incompetence to the world. Someday maybe we can get this idiot off the air.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is my take on the situation...First of all I am one of those people who look for humor in small talk. Well to his credit George provides many lmao moments on any given night which puts him ahead of Ian Punnet! I am no professional grammar student so I miss some of his grammatical screw ups like the author of this article and blog but seriously, George asks some of the most ridiculous follow up questions and makes some of the dumbest exclaimatory comments while a story is being told. He constantly misses the point and is always being corrected by the guest. This stuff is radio gold! I will agree that his follow up questions don't go where I would like to see them go. His guest interruptions are bad but again they are also funny if you'll just open your self up to that angle LOL! Anyways, thankfully he does shut up long enough for the most part for the guest to get their points across to the audience.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous TexasSteel said...

Tonight (3-15-12) I see Snoory has Ed Dames on with his stupid Remote Viewing. Dames has NEVER been correct about ANYTHING EVER. I know we all loved Art and we all miss him - but Art thought Dames hung the moon also. That was always a mystery to me, but he did. Anyway, Snoory is an idiot and Dames is an idiot also. Now, I feel better

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noory is a miserable cupcake -- so fucking stoopid he couldn't find Area 51 if he bailed out of a Cessna flying over Groom lake. He butchers common words, phrases, and even locations within the state which he now infests (Costa "Mess-uh", anyone?). Whatever he received an Emmy for, it damn sure wasn't for his expertise with linguistics. As for his nine years in the Navy, that's likely bullshit as well -- theywould've shown that rust-picker the door after six months. I love it when callers ask a guest a question then the guest requests some follow-up info from the caller, only to be told by "Mr. Patronizing Assclown" that the caller has "moved on". Right, George......you don't have the chutzpah to just say you hung up on the poor sap. Noory's choice of bumper music has got to be worthy of a world record for mediocrity......nothing but elevator music for cheese-dicks. Noory should marry Ian Punkass and retire from radio altogether. I'd rather listen to George Knapp or John Wells any day!

3:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am George Noory. I have read all of your comments and appreciate the constructive criticism. However, if tbeersonal attacks do not stop, I will prove that alien do in fact control comets made from compact sanskrit materials. You know,..this would be a fantastic idea for a future show. ESP and the extra-terrestrial. Be sure to take your carnivora!

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spellcheck is a product of Nazi Germany And that's why I, G. Noory, will not use....

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can not tell you all how incredibly "jazzed" I am to have found this site!!!
For the longest time I kept thinking to myself, "OK...is it just me? Have I just gotten to picky, to critical as I've gotten older? OR....is this guy the WORST interviewer on the radio!?!? Is it just me or this guy just a fucking MORON???"
Thank you for letting me know it's NOT "just me"!!!
It's like Noory was just handed the keys to a freakin' GOLD MINE...and barely...and I mean BARELY keeps the thing running.
Does anyone here know how he ever got handed this show in the first place!?!?!? (I've not read ALL of the posts here yet...and maybe that's addressed?).
Has there been any attempt to "Mutiny" and get this ass-bag canned???

2:57 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Do you know that for 3 years i've listened to George Noory, via podcast as I'm Australian, in silent BUT POTENT suffering...thinking it must be me ALONE that can barely stand to listen to him, but keep on listening - why? Because the guests are the star of his shows and usually somehow manage to make their point despite George's ubiquitous mouthing off etc (I'm not going to list his faults here). But just then he SO FRUSTRATED me that i googled "George Noory is an idiot" because...I just could no longer believe I was the only one to notice this GLOWING fact! Heheh. ah...yep, feeling better already having just found this site.

11:13 PM  
Blogger Alfredo Garcia Jr said...

For God's sake George Noory, listen to recordings of your interviews.."Could they have had ET help?" "Edgar Cayce said.." "But who created the creator?" Same questions over and over again! Are you an absolute idiot? Is there any inquisitiveness, genuine interest or imagination left in you?

Do you realize that your interest as expressed in your questions sounds shallow and disingenuous? That answers to questions such as "who created the creator?" are close-ended and unanswerable except for answers we have all heard before? Is there any originality or passion left in you, or have you become totally moronic? What is your problem? Is it depression? Boredom? Fear?

Do you even prepare beforehand? And do you listen carefully to your guests so that you are able to pick vital points from their answers needing further elaboration, or is the path of least resistance for you to just ask the same canned questions and therefore not have to listen?

George, sincerely, do you have gas inside your bowels creating a pressure problem for you? Is this why you cannot concentrate on your guests?

As host John Wells might say, "Folks, we got a real problem with the ship's captain." "We have a fraud and an impostor aboard and I sincerely believe that a mutiny is in order!"

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh hell yes George Noory's stupid. I send off "fast blasts" all the time telling him to SHUT UP and let the guest talk. He's so "ME ! ME ! ME !!!", I could throw up. I write to shows {retarded} producers as if they care. He interrupts at the worst possible moments to ask stupid questions, I've heard him practically hijack a guest's lime-light and story , George is an ego maniac and show-off. He knows a few things, well SO WHAT ? So do the poor guests who get stuck with his big,FAT mouth. He also gets condescending,mimicking and altogether jack-ass towards them at times. Like he needs to get bitch-slapped. Horrible--he has a flaky,shallow personality. I hate it when he has a guest I want to hear because it means listening to George and his jack ass personality too.

2:41 AM  
Blogger bobtodd said...

George Noory has run the C2C franchise into the ground. Like other small fish in shrinking tiny ponds, his myopic view of the world is painful to witness.

Dull, lethargic, unimaginative, and unintelligent, the host has finally reduced the show's content down to his own level.

While we will never get Art back, it is now well past the time when it is necessary to give someone else the opportunity to bring the magic of the "what ifs" back to the wee dark hours of the night.

2:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or is anyone else driven up the wall by Noron's use of the singy-songy phrase "How ARE you?" every time he brings a guest on?
Also, ever notice how the most common basis of comparsion for this mental midget is movies? ("It's just like in Contact, when blah, blah, blah ...")

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tonight on air he was all pissed that anyone says negative things about him. Why don't they get a life ? I see he can go on air and talk about anything but don't dare discuss HIM.

He kept talking OVER his guest tonight, Lori someone, a privacy expert - forgot her last name. He has that fake laugh too, horrible. He will interrupt guests so he can say it FIRST, wants us all to know he knows EVERYTHING. He has the maturity of a 3 year old.

5:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey there are forums all over about how much George sucks ! Just google anything derogotory and it will lead you to another "George is...." forum !

5:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must see this great Motor City Moron Pizza Roll video. Help it go viral!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw#

5:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have listened to C2C since the late 80s when it was the Art Bell Show. It was a sad day when George Noory replaced Art Bell. I haven't said anything all these years because until John B Wells started hosting Saturday night, I has not seen a suitable replacement for Art Bell. We have that replacement in John B Well. If anyone know a way to start a campaign to replace George Noory with Wells please post it. Noory is one of the worse interviewers that I have ever listened to. He interrupts guests, asks inane questions. Always has to voice his opinions. Who care about his opinion. We are here to hear the guests. Tends to change the subject when the guest is just getting to the meat of the subject. When a guest answers a question, Noory will reply most the time with "that's right" or some other statement, when its clear he has no idea what the guest is talking about. In other words, he either doesn't have the intellect to understand the guests or subjection matter being discussed or he just doesn't listen to guests or callers. C2C when Noory is on resembles the Captain Kangaroo show more than the original Art Bell show. With Art there was some real gravitas and he could interview a guest for 4 hours and continue to keep the interest of the listening public. I believe Noory changed the format to always have 2 or more guests on because he just doesn't have the intellect to continue to question a single guest for more than an hour. Either that or he just doesn't bother to put any preparation into a show before it airs. John B Wells is polite, asks thoughtful questions and lets everyone answer fully without cutting them off. His shows have topics that are generally more relevant and require more courage to air. He is bringing back the gravitas that we were accustomed to while listening to Art Bell.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snorrry said years ago he would retire in 2012 and I was excited but the ass kisser is still on the air like an old lingering fart...WHY?

1:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snoory lost any credibility he could have had by ass kissing Sylvia Browne live on C2C the night she said all the miners would be found alive... when Browne burns in Hell I hope Montell is on her right with Snoory on her left...

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has no critical thinking NONE! He is as wishy-washed as no one I have ever met. Never questions or examines what the guest says. The majority of his guests talk about new age "energies, emotions, feelings, powers, frequencies, vortexes and other intangible BS" that they never even explain how they can do such "incredible" feats. Oh, they just feel, and oh hey they can just will them to happen...what the actual F?

Noory, why don't you actually question them dude? Oh and hey when you have someone who is genuinely smart and interesting with important experiences and personal stories, please SHUT the HELL UP and DO NOT interrupt them with pointless random questions. Is that such a difficult thing to do? Just let them speak, you are infuriating. Shove your scam commercials up something. Oh! and after the commercials...DONT change the previous subject. We and the guest are not done listening. If I was sharing the same space with you I' d throw you out post haste.

And I do not care to know about your personal life or how you family is. I am here to hear what the guest has to say. Screen your guests better (why do I have to tell you that?), there are more random cat ladies talking about their "power" to talk to their cats (really man?), than credible researchers and scientists.

FYI I missed Art Bell since i am only 30 years old, but damn man even i can say that Noory is big tool and that has no respect for the opportunity he has been given. My gut feeling tells me he is still employed exactly because he is the way he is, endorsed by Big Brother to dumb people down. Art is out of the States for a good reason. John B. Wells for week days please! Rant out.

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Snore-y should be kept in the indirectly-lit corner of some solarium and watered three times a week. He has the intellectual capacity of a single-celled zygote and the common sense of a ball-peen hammer. One wonders what kind of dentist he'd made had he not flunked out of dental school. "Retired" after nine years in the Navy without ever having so much as sailed a rowboat or commanded anything more significant than an office coffee-maker? Uh, sure......he's a veritable Bull Halsey. The kindest thing this retard could've done for C2C lovers everywhere would've been to take that "final ride" with Jimmy Hoffa -- at least that would've been honorable. You're a complete waste of oxygen, George.

5:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There's no doubt about that"....u will hear this on every show,

4:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Without question Noory is an imbecile. I've never understood the choice to use him as Bells replacement. I tried listening, I really did, but I went to Alex Jones rebroadcasts for my late night listening. May not agree with everything he says, but the man is solid entertainment.

1:09 AM  
Anonymous GalacticJustice said...

Finally! I found a place that sees that Jerkoff Noory for what he is. What makes me sick to the point of projectile barfing is when George talks on the AIR about LENDING MONEY TO A FRIEND. HE obviously wants recognition. HE wants the world to THINK HE IS A SAINT OF A FUCKING GUY! AS FUCKING IF! GAWD I cannot stand that piece of shit.

There is so much about him I cannot stand that I actually weed out the shows I want to listen to based on who the guest is slated to be. I have not renewed my subscription the INSIDER because of him. I wish he would disappear and OMG when he talks about HIS ONE AUNT that was a shrink (probably the only person in his family to graduate any college and write a book...,) YOU WOULD THINK by his overly proud tone and seriousness of demeanor, that HE IS Educated at CAMBRIDGE with all the Ivy to prove it.

He fucking dyes his hair. He gets so full of himself whenever he is scheduled to air on TV and boy have you watched how he uses his hands to help his verbiage while expressing himself when he is on TV? What a fucking rookie! AND what I think is so funny is that stupid Internet Show: Beyond Belief and his endorsing and hosting it..., is failing, or I think it is because of the shows name change, Etc. Who wants to pay to see him talk? He is hard to listen to for free more or less paying to see his flailing arm movements while he is talking.

I think I can listen to the show again, knowing I am not alone in my feelings and thoughts about him. I thought I was all alone in being disgusted by him. THANKS SO MUCH Ghost of Coast DIXIE GIRL!

DIXIE YOU RULE!

8:05 PM  
Anonymous GalacticJustice said...

AND OH YEAH, have YOU all heard him sing? OMG, the skies should have lightning bolts on reserve JUST TO STRIKE HIM when he is singing. HE really thinks he can sing.

HE is such an ass and an idiot in training.

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If brain matter were bullshit, Noory's skull cavity would be the proverbial "south forty" cow pasture. I make it a point to boycott every one of the show's sponsors and eagerly await the day that the network finally wakes up and cans his lame ignorant ass.

4:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys crack me up!

George reminds me of the cowardly lion in "The Wizard Of Oz" except it's not a heart that he's missing -- it's his testicles, lost to an evil clown during an episode with a Ouija board when he was a lad. If only the swooning women who call in regularly, offering to bear his children knew......

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, that sanctimonious maggot Punnett is gone -- mebbe the fates will smile on the C2C audience and take Boy George as well. And with him will go all his moronic regular guests like Ed Daymes, Sylvia Brown, Glynnis McCann (the numbers lady), and the rest of Noory's clueless turds.

2:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't stand listening to George. How is he still on the air? ANYONE OTHER HOST IS BETTER!

4:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU, SNORE-Y!

You may have fired John B. Wells but you ain't fit to scrape the boogers off of his used Kleenex!

He's the real deal -- the closest to the spirit and vibe of the original show as hosted by Art Bell.

You're nothing more than an opportunistic pretender, pal. A legend in your own fifteen-milliwatt mind!

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Noory...the Larry King of the new millennium. Just as ignorant, just as obnoxious, just as full of himself. The only thing missing are the suspenders (to hold up his over-bloated ego).

2:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check it out......

http://caravantomidnight.com/john-b-wells-fired-coast-coast-popular-truthful-exclusive-interview/#comment-19594

Very enlightening!

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noory's days on c2c are numbered.

3:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that clown assumed room temperature while on the air tonight I wouldn't be heartbroken in the least.

3:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the late 1940's “Tail-gunner” Joe McCarthy said, “I have a list.” and started the “Red” baiting hysteria that gripped the nation for years. Well, I have a list and I call them “George-isms”.
Firstly, I started listening to C2C in 2004 and liked it's content. But it soon rose to a mediocre level and the tear in the fabric of its premise became clear. Then the annoyances began, especially with the recent renewal of George Noory's contract.
In public speaking one is taught to eschew or avoid phrases that are called “thought pauses”, but Noory seems to have forgotten this and is constantly saying, “of course”, ad nauseum.
High on my list of pet peeves against Noory is his prudishness. Any reference to the human anatomy puts him in a lather, almost to the point of abnormality. Then there is his milquetoast, panty-waisted and wimpish philosophy: he seems afraid of things most of us would not bother to consider.
Some examples: Two people have died of some rare and exotic disease in some remote corner of the world and Noory seems to consider it an imminent disaster, heralding the end of humanity. Then there is the asteroid phenomenon. Some asteroid passes the earth at a fantastic distance and Noory says, “Well, we missed another close call, folks.” The last incidence he mentioned passed earth by more the 2 million miles. So what is his criteria for “close”?
Let us not forget bumper music. There are plethoras of excellent music to be used in the bumper music department. George Knapp and John Wells taps and tapped into this source, but not George Noory. He plays the same old, same old over and over and over again and again.
The same maybe said of his guests. You know who they are. I don't need to identify them as they are on C2C, almost on a weekly basis. I'm trying to understand why the range of guests is constricted. Baffling, so say the least.
Previous comments on this site regarding Noory's constant interruptions of his guests monologues, especially on points of specific interest have been stated so there is no need to go over plowed ground. The same maybe said of not returning to a previous topic of discussion.
The final annoyance that nettles me is Noory's lack of salient questions to his guests. Let me elaborate. He has guests A and B, who are “experts” on subject C.
A says this and B says that, but does Noory compare and contrast these differing thoughts and opinions to increase the knowledge of the listening audience as a whole? I have yet to hear him do so. He side-steps that criticism by saying that he is only there to extract the guest's paradigm. Really? I thought the program was to increase human knowledge and understanding of unusual events and occurrences.
An arching question I have is why a man at the age of 32 would join the service and then only stay for 9 years. Noory was born in 1950 and left the Navy just before the first Gulf War (ca 1991). You can do the math. Seems strange to me.
My tenure with C2C is drawing to a close. Glad was I when the stuttering Ian Punnet left the airwaves and John Wells filled his spot. The bulb of enlightenment shown brighter. But John was too much for the corporate media and out he went. Woe to all of us.
So what can be done to either remove Noory or get him to improve? Nothing, I suspect. Sic transit gloria mundi.

Hyram Poteen

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel used when I listen to George Noory. He sounds like a used car salesman when he constantly reminds listeners that "for only pennies a day" or "the price of a cup of coffee" they too can become a "Coast Insider." Other radio hosts may ask you to register on their site, but usually you can read their content for free. Noory is a mercenary, not a legitimate on-air journalist. I'm sure the government loves him because he distracts people from the important issues of our time by harping on aliens, Bigfoot, Ouija boards, and other silly topics.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget his phobia with clowns and his incompetence when preparing a Hot Pocket. I wonder how loudly the lawyers laughed when they through Boy George out of their office when he tried to sue? I wish he'd turned his vocal chords into permanent crispy critters!

1:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Noory agrees with every guest on the show. Tonight he has an Ends Timer, and isn't questioning this belief at all. I thought he was more of a non - religious sort. He simply does not challenge the guest.

7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Noory agrees with every guest on the show. Tonight he has an Ends Timer, and isn't questioning this belief at all. I thought he was more of a non - religious sort. He simply does not challenge the guest.

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Noory agrees with every guest on the show. Tonight he has an Ends Timer, and isn't questioning this belief at all. I thought he was more of a non - religious sort. He simply does not challenge the guest.

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Noory agrees with every guest on the show. Tonight he has an Ends Timer, and isn't questioning this belief at all. I thought he was more of a non - religious sort. He simply does not challenge the guest.

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Noory agrees with every guest on the show. Tonight he has an Ends Timer, and isn't questioning this belief at all. I thought he was more of a non - religious sort. He simply does not challenge the guest.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cut the boy some slack -- his main bitch Evelyn Pagnini started her dirt nap over the weekend. She was Georgie's surrogate grandmother.

3:26 AM  
Blogger Robert said...

We may disagree re our preferences among the other frequent emcees C2C has had (I thought Ian Punnet might even have been better than Art Bell; too bad about the tinnitus), but we agree that the one they have on by far the most, Noory, is the worst, for all the reasons given upthread. And it seems not to have been my imagination that he's been getting worse over the years. The question is how he hangs on.

The explanation linked above from John Wells's site is interesting, but not satisfying, and suspect because self-serving. (Although I did very much appreciate his time on C2C: great voice & delivery, engaging integrated approach to subjects, credibility, timing.) Maybe he just wanted more money.

I speculated each prod'n team, including emcee, came as a package, and that Noory's might've been superior. I've experienced talk shows whose hosts were awful but whose producers were geniuses. However, now I see they're all just employees on their own, not like they couldn't fire Noory & keep his producers.

Could it be simply that there's nobody they can afford who has that much availability in the middle of the night? That Noory is cheap & reliable?

WOR has replaced most of C2C with reruns of Mets games! That is, a program that's already been paid for, therefore free. Like dead air.

2:12 AM  
Blogger lancemikemack said...

I'm really not enjoying all the split shows and the way Noory handles them.
Sorry, but I feel he lacks the discipline to direct a show's flow, to handle two subjects a night.
He'll finally get to the big guest on the night's line up, (the draw as it were) and he'll waste nearly an hour catching up or smooching with the guest, either asking every quest "What motivates you? Cause you never stop." or "You've been busy my friend" (Get new lines George please.)
When the convo FINALLY gets to something interesting, he'll either derail it by asking a bone headed question about the nephilim or ramble on about something he thinks about the subject until they run out of time.
I tune in sometimes to hear the QUEST too George. Imagine that ! (roll eyes)
It's very frustrating
Whitley Strieber does this too, except Whitley is at least interesting. George just isn't.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i once called him and said i had caught a chupa copra on town lake in austin texas and that he was a little different so i was sayin he was the cousin to the chupa copra and that we were callin this one the chupa veiga he didnt getit i held back my laugh and he ask for pictures so faxed him some gay porn about a hour later he said that caller was nasty i couldnt stop laughing

4:14 AM  
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3:39 AM  
Blogger Suicism said...

Hey - like your style Dixie butcher. Thank you for assuaging my concern that I was the only listener on Earth who compulsively tallies ridiculous things people say on the radio - though in this case, not on paper but either on my Tablet or in vocal-form (is that even weirder? It's more efficient, regardless) and I'm STILL running out of room, ha ha. One of your commenters used the appropriate nickname for this guy - Snoory - because I listen to Coast regularly to fall asleep! Luckily, Mitchio Kaku was on the other night and George DID interview him in an appropriate and mostly compelling way. It was funny to hear him stumble around the concept of Quantum time and 4th-dimensional physics though, but he did get one thing right - Einstein predicted that all things which will ever occur have already, if you take perceiving beings out of the equation, and that time becomes more like a fixed construct at that point - though he didn't know that this was Einsteinian thinking, and (erroneously) ascribed it to Quantum theory instead. Hey, everyone makes mistakes. But Kaku is so compelling on his own, there's no way Noory could help! Lol. Next guest was a COMPLETE disaster btw, claiming no Female angels to exist and some nonsense about "cosmic" clearance levels in the top-secret community. As usual Gouge just went right along with it, ha ha. Had me laughing my ass off. Righteous

3:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to wonder if some of these guests don't just appear to fuck with him, ha ha. "Yep, that's true!" The definitive response.

5:11 AM  
Anonymous Fate is the Hunter said...

I know the original post is 7 years old, but George Noory is STILL an idiot. As a matter of fact he's gotten worse, interrupting guests with inane comments or asking stupid questions of his own. He's always desperate to go to the phones and take the onus of interview off of him. He fancies himself a well-respected radio "legend" (cough choke wheeze) eager to enlighten us with his opinions and beliefs before getting to that pesky interview. I'll say it again, George Noory is an idiot, and imbicile, a simpleton with deluded delusions of grandeur. I listen now to laugh, amazed at the depths to which this once-incredible show has sank.

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Fate is the Hunter said...

I know the original post is 7 years old, but George Noory is STILL an idiot. As a matter of fact he's gotten worse, interrupting guests with inane comments or asking stupid questions of his own. He's always desperate to go to the phones and take the onus of interview off of him. He fancies himself a well-respected "legend" (cough choke wheeze) eager to enlighten us with his opinions before getting to the pesky interview. I'll say it again, George Noory is an idiot, and imbicile, a simpleton with deluded delusions of grandeur. I listen now to laugh, amazed at the depths to which this once-incredible show has sank.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Admiral Noory, who allegedly spent nine years in the Navy, didn't even know what a goddamm "sea story" referred to when his mutually-fellating butt-buddy Jesse Ventura mentioned the term the other night when the tinfoil-clad ex-governor appeared on the show to gloat after winning his defamation lawsuit against the estate of bonafide military hero Chris Kyle. Noory is as phony as his supposed naval credentials!

6:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's now 2014... and Noory is still a sucking MORON!
He absolutely NEVER EVER listens.
At least your blog gives him an excuse which I love for its truth: he was busy reading the forums and fast blasts for good questions from intelligent people that he could ask the guests.

If only he understood those questions...

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GN: "Could it have been a DEMON!?"
Guest: "No, probably just a yowling tomcat up on the roof."
GN: "Could it have been a little demon?"
Guest: "No... er... definitely a cat."
GN: "Did it have unearthly powers?"
Guest: "No. It was just a cat, George"
GN: "Could have been a demonic cat."
Guest: "Actually, he's called Tibbles and lives with the lady three doors up."
GN: "Chilling. Thanks for calling. Pure evil. Proof of a demomic entity there!"

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS. Thank fuNk for David Schrader.

2:50 PM  

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